You can probably work out the rest of the plot for yourself. Said pearl in now in the control of the malevolent sorceress XiFeng (Katsuni). The story sees Reynolds dispatched on a mission to recover a mystical pearl, in order to get a pardon for one of his crew. As is, however, it's pretty talky for a pirate flick, and a more appropriate subtitle early on would be "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything." Although as I recall, the Veggie Tales movie already used that the confusion which would result is probably the last thing the makers of either film want.
Well, especially in the particularly-chatty first half, it's all mouth and no trousers, frankly one imagines the excised segments reverse that ratio entirely. The sequel, while still taking more or less the same approach - the XXX version runs about 45 minutes longer - is. The original had a certain charm, in part being the first of its kind: a XXX-rated feature, edited down to an R, and a relatively soft one at that, that skated by on a mix of novelty, self-aware goofiness and a surprisingly decent performance by Stone, as largely-useless pirate hunter Captain Edward Reynolds. Star: Evan Stone, Belladonna, Jesse Jane, Katsuni
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